Pregnancy

$70.00 / month

Growing a person is hard work, and as a birthing parent, no doubt you’re already tapping into all kinds of supernatural strength. We’re channeling the can-do of Marge Gunderson with the realism of Miranda Hobbes, the energy of Blue Ivy-era Beyoncé, and the candor of Ali Wong… but pretty sure you and your body know best. We think it’s important to let it do its pregnancy thing (with the guidance of your trusted health care provider, of course). But we created our latest product with you in mind — in chocolate *and* in strawberry — so your hormones can get a little extra support during a time when they’ve got quite the lift. One daily dose of our Neat-O! omega-rich moodmilk, made with hemp heart protein, contains all nine essential amino acids and is high in fiber, omega 3s, zinc, iron, and magnesium. It’s a boost for you and for babe, and we’re down for anything that makes you feel as strong as you know you are.

This monthly bundle includes:

  • 2x Neat-O! Chocolate Instant Moodmilk OR Neat-O! Strawberry Instant Moodmilk
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Once upon a time the world taught us to feel bad about our periods, and we’re here to undo that. Did you know that the foods that we eat have a direct effect on our cycles?

Low on magnesium? You reach for chocolate. Need some iodine? You go for chips.

Phasey makes food to feed your cycle all month long. Your cravings are telling you something. Your hormones, they need your support. Your food, it’s got nutrients, baby! Let’s lean into that

MOOD SWINGS * CRAMPS * HEADACHES * PERIOD PAIN *

 

I can't do this anymore, ugh please just roll me over and stick a fork in me. My head is throbbing but I am feeling aggressively focused in my own skin, its time to make this week memorable and I am hungry again -- wonder if I have anything handy, hopefully some more chocolates or maybe I just need a glass of water or maybe a quick nap -----
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❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you
❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you
❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you
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