$56.00 / month
The times, they are a-changing. You (and your estrogen levels) too. There’s a chance you’re managing menopause with total ease and a full-on sex drive and a seriously chipper mood, with zero hot flashes and a cool ten hours of sleep every night. (If that’s you, pls reach out because we want to take notes.) But in reality, the facts say that 85% of menopausées experience symptoms, and we want to help. Our solution: chocolate. Specifically, Sex Chocolate (yes) and chocolate moodmilk. We can explain. Sex Chocolate is a raw chocolate truffle made with organic shatavari, an Ayurvedic herb with a legit history of getting the juices flowing, and our Neat-O! chocolate moodmilk mix is built on 15g of hemp heart protein, known for its mood-balancing skills when used in your daily routine. Menopause has gotten a bad rap since… well, forever, but trust us on this one — we’ve got your back (and your hormones, for sure).
This monthly bundle includes:
- 3x Sex Chocolate,
- Neat-O! Chocolate Instant Moodmilk OR Neat-O! Strawberry Instant Moodmilk
Once upon a time the world taught us to feel bad about our periods, and we’re here to undo that. Did you know that the foods that we eat have a direct effect on our cycles?
Low on magnesium? You reach for chocolate. Need some iodine? You go for chips.
Phasey makes food to feed your cycle all month long. Your cravings are telling you something. Your hormones, they need your support. Your food, it’s got nutrients, baby! Let’s lean into that.
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