Menopause

$56.00 / month

The times, they are a-changing. You (and your estrogen levels) too. There’s a chance you’re managing menopause with total ease and a full-on sex drive and a seriously chipper mood, with zero hot flashes and a cool ten hours of sleep every night. (If that’s you, pls reach out because we want to take notes.) But in reality, the facts say that 85% of menopausées experience symptoms, and we want to help. Our solution: chocolate. Specifically, Sex Chocolate (yes) and chocolate moodmilk. We can explain. Sex Chocolate is a raw chocolate truffle made with organic shatavari, an Ayurvedic herb with a legit history of getting the juices flowing, and our Neat-O! chocolate moodmilk mix is built on 15g of hemp heart protein, known for its mood-balancing skills when used in your daily routine. Menopause has gotten a bad rap since… well, forever, but trust us on this one — we’ve got your back (and your hormones, for sure).

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✿ Learn about your cycle ✿ Learn about your cycle ✿ Learn about your cycle ✿ Learn about your cycle ✿ Learn about your cycle ✿ Learn about your cycle ✿ Learn about your cycle ✿ Learn about your cycle ✿ Learn about your cycle ✿

Once upon a time the world taught us to feel bad about our periods, and we’re here to undo that. Did you know that the foods that we eat have a direct effect on our cycles?

Low on magnesium? You reach for chocolate. Need some iodine? You go for chips.

Phasey makes food to feed your cycle all month long. Your cravings are telling you something. Your hormones, they need your support. Your food, it’s got nutrients, baby! Let’s lean into that.

MOOD SWINGS *
CRAMPS *
HEADACHES *
ANXIETY *
PERIOD PAIN *

phase-based nutrition built by whole foods ---- phase-based nutrition built by whole foods ---- phase-based nutrition built by whole foods ---- phase-based nutrition built by whole foods ---- phase-based nutrition built by whole foods
⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try...
↯ and they’re back ↯ hellooo prostaglandins ↯ you would cry too if it happened to you ↯ and they’re back ↯ hellooo prostaglandins ↯ you would cry too if it happened to you ↯ and they’re back ↯ hellooo prostaglandins ↯ you would cry too if it happened to you ↯ and they’re back ↯ hellooo prostaglandins ↯ you would cry too if it happened to you
❂ mood rings and mood swings ❂ the feeling you thought you’d forgotten ❂ i’m high but i’m grounded, i feel sane but i’m overwhelmed ❂ mood rings and mood swings ❂ the feeling you thought you’d forgotten ❂ i’m high but i’m grounded, i feel sane but i’m overwhelmed ❂ mood rings and mood swings ❂ the feeling you thought you’d forgotten ❂ i’m high but i’m grounded, i feel sane but i’m overwhelmed
* dear period, it’s me margaret * ok but what am i supposed to do with this? * tp and pencil cases * dear period, it’s me margaret * ok but what am i supposed to do with this? * tp and pencil cases * dear period, it’s me margaret * ok but what am i supposed to do with this? * tp and pencil cases
♡ you’re picturing it, and we’re talking about it ♡ come on eileen ♡ to sleep or to sex? ♡ you’re picturing it, and we’re talking about it ♡ come on eileen ♡ to sleep or to sex? ♡ you’re picturing it, and we’re talking about it ♡ come on eileen ♡ to sleep or to sex?
⊕ c’mon ovaries ⊕ maybe this time i’ll be lucky ⊕ putting all my eggs in one basket ⊕ c’mon ovaries ⊕ maybe this time i’ll be lucky ⊕ putting all my eggs in one basket ⊕ c’mon ovaries ⊕ maybe this time i’ll be lucky ⊕ putting all my eggs in one basket ⊕ c’mon ovaries ⊕ maybe this time i’ll be lucky ⊕ putting all my eggs in one basket
↓ yet here you are making gold ↓ doin’ it our way ↓ everything grows rounder and wider and weirder and i sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you’ll turn out to be ↓ yet here you are making gold ↓ doin’ it our way ↓ everything grows rounder and wider and weirder and i sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you’ll turn out to be ↓ yet here you are making gold ↓ doin’ it our way ↓ everything grows rounder and wider and weirder and i sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you’ll turn out to be
✰ the zoo of the new ✰ caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it’s self-preservation ✰ oh my sleep-deprived heart ✰ the zoo of the new ✰ caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it’s self-preservation ✰ oh my sleep-deprived heart ✰ the zoo of the new ✰ caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it’s self-preservation ✰ oh my sleep-deprived heart
⟳ time may change me but i can’t trace time ⟳ bring me my portable fan ⟳ estrogen, i hardly knew you ⟳ time may change me but i can’t trace time ⟳ bring me my portable fan ⟳ estrogen, i hardly knew you ⟳ time may change me but i can’t trace time ⟳ bring me my portable fan ⟳ estrogen, i hardly knew you
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