Strawberry Neat-O! Instant Moodmilk

$38.00

Omegas to the rescue! Mood swings, shmood swings. Phasey Strawberry Neat-O! serves up daily hormonal support for mood swings and stress via the nutritional magic of hemp heart protein. It’s smooth and creamy-dreamy. Just add milk. Shake or stir – no clunky blender necessary! Sweetened with maple sugar for nutrient-rich, unrefined energy. Plus raw strawberries, beets and vanilla. That’s the whole shebang.

This bev is whole-hearted – whole hemp-hearted, that is. Hemp seed is a complete plant protein with all 9 essential amino acids + an ideal Omega-6 to Omega-3 ratio of 3:1! Easily digestible. Great source of iron, magnesium, zinc, and gamma-linolenic acid (GLA). Designed to support every phase of your life: from menarche to menopause and beyond. Phase-based nutrition built by whole foods. Enjoy daily for maximum benefits.

Strawberry Neat-O! was inspired by retro milkshake mixes, smoothie fatigue, and the moods that cramp our style all month long. Designed for use at home or on-the-go. Best when sipped through a straw in your jammies, in the car on your way to GSD, or in your power suit and sweats in between Zoom meetings. 

Packed with nutrients used to reduce*:

  • Mood swings
  • Stress
  • Cramps
  • Inflammation

Ingredients: Hemp Heart Protein, Organic Maple Sugar, Strawberry Powder, Beet Powder, Organic Vanilla Bean Powder.

How to Use: Combine 3 scoops (6 tbsp) with 8 fl oz milk of choice. Shake or stir – no blender needed! Sip in that good mood all month long.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Psst! Neat-O! is designed for every phase and every body. Menarche * Mood Swings * Period Pain * Fertility * Pregnancy * Postpartum * Menopause + beyond!

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Once upon a time the world taught us to feel bad about our periods, and we’re here to undo that. Did you know that the foods that we eat have a direct effect on our cycles?

Low on magnesium? You reach for chocolate. Need some iodine? You go for chips.

Phasey makes food to feed your cycle all month long. Your cravings are telling you something. Your hormones, they need your support. Your food, it’s got nutrients, baby! Let’s lean into that.

MOOD SWINGS *
CRAMPS *
HEADACHES *
ANXIETY *
PERIOD PAIN *

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