Sorry I Can’t Tee

$36.00

  • For the days you want to bake brownies and finish the last chapter of the book.
  • For the days you want to gaze at yourself in the mirror, contemplating your favorite feature.
  • For the days you can’t be bothered because you’re deep under the covers between a puppy and a remote.
  • For the days you just want to focus on you.
  • We made a shirt to help you say “no.”

Screen printed on a by New Duds in Winooski, Vermont on a high-qual unisex triblend tee. Super soft for vintage vibes.

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Once upon a time the world taught us to feel bad about our periods, and we’re here to undo that. Did you know that the foods that we eat have a direct effect on our cycles?

Low on magnesium? You reach for chocolate. Need some iodine? You go for chips.

Phasey makes food to feed your cycle all month long. Your cravings are telling you something. Your hormones, they need your support. Your food, it’s got nutrients, baby! Let’s lean into that

MOOD SWINGS * CRAMPS * HEADACHES * PERIOD PAIN *

 

I can't do this anymore, ugh please just roll me over and stick a fork in me. My head is throbbing but I am feeling aggressively focused in my own skin, its time to make this week memorable and I am hungry again -- wonder if I have anything handy, hopefully some more chocolates or maybe I just need a glass of water or maybe a quick nap -----
⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try... ⟳ why not try...
↯ here comes the cramps ↯ i'm giving up on focusing today ↯ maybe they are gone for good... ↯ and they're back ↯ ↯ here comes the cramps ↯ i'm giving up on focusing today ↯ maybe they are gone for good... ↯ and they're back ↯ ↯ here comes the cramps ↯ i'm giving up on focusing today ↯ maybe they are gone for good... ↯ and they're back ↯ ↯
❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you
❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you
❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you
❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you
❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you ❂ i am into me today ➳ why would they say that ➳ i'm am over it ❂ i'm killing it ➳ I hate everything RN, not you
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