Sex Chocolate

$7.00$49.00

Get in, we’re going there. Yes, there. This truffle is laced with organic shatavari, an Ayurvedic herb with a storied past of repro revival. So you’re spruced up, piquant, a rocket ship on your way to Mars. Stresses be damned. Cliché in the best way, sex and chocolate. Enjoy solo or avec bedfellow. Also: Practice safer sex. Made in collaboration with Fine & Raw Chocolate. Use to support libido, energy, and stress relief, or simply to feel swell. 1/2 tsp of lust per truffle.

Ingredients: Organic Cacao Bean, Organic Cacao Butter, Organic Coconut Sugar, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Cacao Powder, Salt, Organic Maple Syrup, Organic Shatavari.

How to Use: Consume 1 to 2 chocolates per day as needed. For best results, use during Phase 2 or Phase 3 of your cycle.

 

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Once upon a time the world taught us to feel bad about our periods, and we’re here to undo that. Did you know that the foods that we eat have a direct effect on our cycles?

Low on magnesium? You reach for chocolate. Need some iodine? You go for chips.

Phasey makes food to feed your cycle all month long. Your cravings are telling you something. Your hormones, they need your support. Your food, it’s got nutrients, baby! Let’s lean into that.

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