Sex Chocolate Bar
$15.00
NEW! Pre-order now! Limited batch. Ships February 2024.
Choose your own adventure! Some days you feel like a square of chocolate, some days you feel like the whole gosh-dang bar. Whatever tickles your fancy.
Get in, we’re going there. Yes, there. Each square of this chocolate bar is laced with organic shavatari, an Ayurvedic herb with a storied past of repro revival. So you’re spruced up, piquant, a rocket ship on your way to Mars. Stresses be damned. Cliché in the best way, sex and chocolate. Enjoy solo or avec bedfellow.
We keep it handy when we’re jonesing to feel randy 😉
Ingredients: Cacao Beans†, Cacao Butter†, Unrefined Cane Sugar (Panela), Shatavari.† Made in a factory that uses nuts. † Organic
How to Use: Consume at your leisure during Phase 2 and 3 of your cycle. No refrigeration required. Also: Practice safer sex.
Once upon a time the world taught us to feel bad about our periods, and we’re here to undo that. Did you know that the foods that we eat have a direct effect on our cycles?
Low on magnesium? You reach for chocolate. Need some iodine? You go for chips.
Phasey makes food to feed your cycle all month long. Your cravings are telling you something. Your hormones, they need your support. Your food, it’s got nutrients, baby! Let’s lean into that
MOOD SWINGS * CRAMPS * HEADACHES * PERIOD PAIN *
